Your gaff.
Sorted.
Life's too short to spend it scrubbing. We'll match you with a vetted local cleaner and have your place sparkling — from just £15/hr.
What We Do
Whatever your gaff needs
From a weekly spruce-up to a full deep clean blitz — we've got you covered.
Regular Clean
From £15/hr
Weekly or fortnightly cleans to keep your gaff looking mint. We'll handle the kitchens, bathrooms, floors — the lot.
- Kitchens & bathrooms
- Floors & surfaces
- Same cleaner each time
- 2-hour minimum
Deep Clean
From £25/hr
The full works. Inside the oven, behind the fridge, every nook and cranny. Perfect when you need a proper reset.
- Inside ovens & appliances
- Behind all furniture
- Skirting boards & windows
- One-off or seasonal
End of Tenancy
From £120
Moving out? We'll get your place back to agent-approved standards so you get your full deposit back. Sorted.
- Deposit-back guarantee
- Letting agent standard
- All rooms top to bottom
- Appliances included
Commercial
Quote-based
Offices, shops, whatever your business space. We'll work around your hours and keep the place spotless.
- Offices & retail
- Flexible hours
- Contract or one-off
- Tailored to you
How It Works
Three steps. That's it.
No faff, no long phone calls, no waiting around for a quote.
Tell us about your gaff
Fill in our quick form or ping us on WhatsApp. Property size, what you need, when you want it — dead easy.
We match you up
We'll pair you with a vetted, insured local cleaner who's perfect for the job. You'll know exactly who's coming.
Enjoy the clean gaff
Put your feet up while your place gets sorted. Not happy? We'll send someone back for free. No questions asked.
Pricing
No hidden fees. No "call for a quote" nonsense.
Proper prices, right here. What you see is what you pay.
Regular Clean
Keep it tidy, every week
- 2-hour minimum
- Kitchen & bathroom focus
- All floors done
- Surfaces & dusting
- Bins emptied
- Same cleaner each visit
Deep Clean
The full works, top to bottom
- Inside ovens & appliances
- Behind & under everything
- Skirting boards & frames
- Interior windows
- Light switches & sockets
- Full kitchen blitz
End of Tenancy
Get that deposit back
- Every room, top to bottom
- Oven & hob deep clean
- Bathroom descaling
- Carpets hoovered & spot cleaned
- All fixtures & fittings
- Letting agent approved
Need your office done? Commercial cleaning is bespoke — drop us a message and we'll sort a price.
Coverage
All over Carlisle (and then some)
Not sure if we cover your area? Just ask — chances are we do.
📍 Expanding to Penrith, Workington & Whitehaven soon
FAQs